Fear my Wrath

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

bluupanda:

adorkable 13 year-olds

inkteller:

OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING

I’ve never seen Frozen but now I can be content knowing however it actually goes down is going to be really disappointing after watching this

250px:

please watch this video

is it wrong that I actually want one of these

Paradox Space Notifier

mspanotify:

I know my old notifier has had tens of thousands of downloads over the years. With this new comic, I need to see how much interest there is in a new notifier so I can start it.

Give this post a like or reblog, and if it’s a decent number of notes, I’ll do my best to give you the best notifier I can.

aw yes the next paradox space story is a Gamzee story

I haven’t had my fix of Capricorn troll shenanigains in a looooong time

willofasherah:

You know, maybe it’s for the best Ridley isn’t playable in Smash Bros. 4.

Because if he was, there’s a pretty decent chance he would look like this…

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fuck no no nonnononononono
for comparison:

This is what a good design is. Omega Ridley in Prime 3 wasn’t even trying to do the bullshit cinematic stuff Other M was either. Retro just knows how to make a great design for Samus’s greatest antagonist. 

I mean LOOK AT THIS DESIGN. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS ORIGINAL AND CREATIVE. HE ALMOST DIED? CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENTS. HE’S A SPACE PIRATE GENERAL NOT SOME NINJA DRAGON THAT JUST HAPPENS TO EXIST THE SIGHT OF WHICH GIVES SAMUS PTSD FOR SOME REASON. 

And Metroid Prime 3 came out /3 years/ before the piece of tripe that is Other M. Accomplishing far more with far less. It was a great game made by great people instead of a glorified ripoff of Super Metroid that killed every aspect of a franchise. I scroll up and see Other M’s Ridley design and I remember that cutscene, his reason for even being in that game, everything. It disgusts me. It makes me angry.

In short: Play the Prime Trilogy
also it wouldn’t hurt to protest Other M’s existence until Sakamoto loses his fucking job

I’m just going to leave this here
IN FACT NO I WAS GOING TO END IT HERE BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS STATEMENT. HE HAS GONE ON RECORD SAYING THAT OTHER M FAILED WHERE PRIME SUCCEEDED BECAUSE PRIME SOMEHOW “disguised Samus’s gender” I MEAN DID HE EVEN FUCKING PLAY THE PRIME GAMES. HE MADE ARGUABLY THE STRONGEST FEMALE PROTAGONIST EVER CREATED A WEAK, WHINY PIECE OF SHIT, AND HE BLAMES THE FACT THAT SHE IS FEMALE FOR HIS COMPLETE FAILURE AS A WRITER AND GAME DESIGNER. 

AUGH. 


Unmentioned: above are only two barely elaborated points of a list far greater than you could possibly imagine of the things that Other M did horribly wrong. I’ll let those points come out another day. Maybe in a letter to Nintendo.

merasmus:

this is going to be a good server i can feel it

merasmus:

this is going to be a good server i can feel it

adventuretime:

…..
I’ve waited six seasons for the narrow world of the “chattering class" to catch up to the Frederator/CN production of Pendleton Ward's Adventure Time. And though our friends at Cartoon Network appreciated the show enough to put it on their network, they never really understood that AT is, frame for frame, one of the truly great shows on television.
Of course I’m biased, and a complete soft touch, but which of the “big” modern dramas accomplishes their depth without having a completely unredeemable hero. Adventure Time is easily the equal of Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Justified, and the others, but Finn, its star, is a kind, generous, happy man/boy. Just like his creator. Emily Nussbaum in today’s New Yorker totally understands what you already know: “It’s beautiful and funny and stupid and smart, in about equal parts, as well as willing to explore uneasy existential questions, like what it means to go on when the story you’re in has ended.” 
Read it, nod your head, and please pass it on to all those people who look at you blankly. 
–Fred
CASTLES IN THE AIR
The gorgeous existential funk of “Adventure Time.”
BY EMILY NUSSBAUM
APRIL 21, 2014
The New Yorker

this is really worth a read

adventuretime:

…..

I’ve waited six seasons for the narrow world of the “chattering class" to catch up to the Frederator/CN production of Pendleton Ward's Adventure Time. And though our friends at Cartoon Network appreciated the show enough to put it on their network, they never really understood that AT is, frame for frame, one of the truly great shows on television.

Of course I’m biased, and a complete soft touch, but which of the “big” modern dramas accomplishes their depth without having a completely unredeemable hero. Adventure Time is easily the equal of Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Justified, and the others, but Finn, its star, is a kind, generous, happy man/boy. Just like his creator. 

Emily Nussbaum in today’s New Yorker totally understands what you already know: “It’s beautiful and funny and stupid and smart, in about equal parts, as well as willing to explore uneasy existential questions, like what it means to go on when the story you’re in has ended.” 

Read it, nod your head, and please pass it on to all those people who look at you blankly. 

Fred

CASTLES IN THE AIR

The gorgeous existential funk of “Adventure Time.”

BY EMILY NUSSBAUM

APRIL 21, 2014

The New Yorker

this is really worth a read

percyjamespatrickkentsmith:

FUCK. I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GEM FOR AGES

IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY